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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5396 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Join our server and learn how to hang a picture, unclog a sink, change a tire, and even plug in a stove! Our experienced staff will guide you through the process, just like a parent helping their clueless child.
But don’t worry, we won’t be too hard on you. Even if you keep making the same mistakes over and over again, we’ll still show up and help you out. It’s like having a virtual parent who will always be there to bail you out of trouble.
So if you’re tired of being clueless and want to learn some basic life skills, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even open that tool kit we gave you…eventually.