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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 4019 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword that could talk! it told them jokes and gave them tips on how to defeat the ender dragon. but that’s not all, the diamond sword also had a secret dance move that made all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine.
if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this. our server has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and party until the sun comes up. u can join them and show off your best dance moves while wearing a chicken suit.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wackiest, craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u superpowers? yeah, that’s a thing.