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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1053 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 729 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 134 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1953 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots. And if you manage to find it, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and serenade you with their beautiful bleats.
So why does this psyop exist, you ask? Well, the point is simple – to provide the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!