Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Votes:	3782
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ores Mined:	2570

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

RedBladePvP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Farms Harvested:	694
Dragon Eggs Found:	1814	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

216.172.106.215

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

globcraft.com

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	959126	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Votes:	3572

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

mc.instapvp.com

SORB

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Animals Bred:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	7242	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

mc.sorbmc.com

2tx

Factions

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Votes:	6025
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

2tx.org – Factions PvP

2tx.org

RAS SkyBlock

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Crops Grown:	3685	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	233	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

sky.ras-servers.com

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2464	Dragon Eggs Found:	5158
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Votes:	3240
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

play.airecraft.co.uk:25572

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Enchantments Applied:	242	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	6959	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

pvp.voidcraft.com.br

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
New Chunks Explored:	951475	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8403	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	53

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com