Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Potions Brewed:	163	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

DBD Minecraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Towns Built:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Star Shards Collected:	58	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

PLAY.DBDMC.COM This is simply the best Small to Medium sized survival town server out there. OP Hardware, No Lag, Super friendly players, Helpful Staff, Custom Plugins, Economy and Established well over a year ago.

play.dbdmc.com

MC-Creative

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magic Items Found:	6106
Love Letters Sent:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

A creative server that is different from the rest of the crowd. We don’t simply give you WorldEdit, we give you nearly every feature of it. We give you two 175X175 plots to build on, an arsenal of building tools, and a great community to build with. We have staff whom have proper training of all the necessary plugins. Join today and see what you are missing!!

COMMANDS: /plot auto -claims a plot /plot add -adds a friend to your plot /plot remove -removes a player from your plot /marry -marry a person /marry divorce -divorces your marriage /marry tp -teleport to your partner /tpa -request to teleport to someone /tpahere -request someone to teleport to you /yes -accepts a teleport request /no -denies a teleport request /silentno -denies a tp request, but won’t tell the other player /hat -wear an item on your head /pvpmode -toggle pvp mode on and off

wc.lumengaming.com

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

mc.sputnik1net.org

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MCUK has Multiple Themes spread across Several Worlds Our economy is mainly based on Mob Killing & Trading, Offering Creative, Survival, PvP, PvE, SkyBlock, Skywars Mini-Games and lots more.

Established since early 2011 with 99%+ uptime. CONNECT & BUILD STRAIGHT AWAY (no whitelist, membership is free, donations and shop ). PLENTY OF CHOICE & DIVERSITY TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED, START HAVING FUN & MAKE NEW FRIENDS NOW. YOUR ADVENTURE AWAITS….

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Magic Items Found:	8555
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4602	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crops Grown:	5456
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	6487	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Towns Built:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Zombie Dances:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Divine Spears Created:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me