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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1791 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 2466 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
First off, the community is like a big ol’ family of derps who just want to have a good time and make some epic builds. We have this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak, like what even is that? And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the evil Ender Dragon by throwing potatoes at it until it cried and flew away.
But the real reason you should join this server is because it will motivate you to live a healthier lifestyle. Like, seriously, after spending hours running away from creepers and climbing mountains, you’ll be in the best shape of your life. Plus, all the virtual veggies you’ll be farming will make you crave salads in real life. It’s like magic, bro.
So come join us on this wild ride of epicness and insanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie pigs. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re all in it together. Let’s do this, gamers!
