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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7829 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!
Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?
And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!
