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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 291 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 6990 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?
And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!