FitCraft: Mansplain Edition

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Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	3878
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	3173

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Crops Grown:	4924
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6591
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchantments Applied:	196
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	839	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.