FitCraft: Mansplain Edition

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Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Crops Grown:	7081
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Gods Slained:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7777
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Love Letters Sent:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Dragon Eggs Found:	5933	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5999	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Animals Bred:	168
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	915639
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!