Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

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u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyQuotez

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“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crops Grown:	6236
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/landscaping/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	103	Players Killed by Monsters:	1489
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	15
Crops Grown:	7654	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HangryCraft

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Animals Bred:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	262
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ZHumorCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Animals Bred:	96
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Secret Passages Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyWarfareMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

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Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Potions Brewed:	170	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	9129
Magic Items Found:	5569	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.