Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Void Gems Collected:	26	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Build your own home
PVP other players in arena
Play chat games
Gain exclusive MC items through shop
Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I build my own home on the server?	Yes, you can build your own home.
Are there any PVP options available?	Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
How can I gain exclusive MC items?	You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
Is there a way to become a staff member?	Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Farms Harvested:	791	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SongAddict Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

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yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	6173
Magic Items Found:	8461	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Bot testing

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This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	58
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ores Mined:	8271	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9514	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2325	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1