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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1178 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 145 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples that can turn you into a superhero. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil sorcerers with your trusty pickaxe.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking llamas who will trade you rare resources in exchange for your best jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with emeralds and enchanted books that will give you superpowers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure through the aftermath of the Ancient Finno-Korean Hyperwar. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!