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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8998 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples that can turn you into a superhero. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil sorcerers with your trusty pickaxe.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking llamas who will trade you rare resources in exchange for your best jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with emeralds and enchanted books that will give you superpowers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure through the aftermath of the Ancient Finno-Korean Hyperwar. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!