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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6074 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 818 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?