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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1347 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 60 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?
