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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4462 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?