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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4025 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4365 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 198 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?