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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7615 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 254 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?