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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 810 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?