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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 1172 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 132 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?