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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8148 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Enchantments Applied: | 239 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 70 |
New Chunks Explored: | 611452 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?