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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 4850 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?