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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7950 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Votes: | 1249 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?