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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2696 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?