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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6247 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?