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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8676 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 8970 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?