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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4240 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3954 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?