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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8807 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5602 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 162 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Forget about making lists, on our server, you’ll have to figure out what needs to be done on your own just like this mom does every day. Will you remember to feed your virtual child? Will you remember to brush their virtual teeth? The suspense is real!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. Just when you think you have it all figured out, something unexpected will happen. Just like this dad watching TikToks instead of making breakfast for his daughter – you never know what crazy antics will unfold next!
So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a test of your parenting skills (virtual parenting, that is), join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a list when you can just wing it and hope for the best? Let the madness begin!