Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Animals Bred: 140
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MeeTion Network

    MeeTion Network

    ———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • KingSMP

    KingSMP

    Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SiriusMC

    SiriusMC

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Altitude Community

    Altitude Community

    Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Gods Slained: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Ores Mined: 9904
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • LusiadasCraft

    LusiadasCraft

    The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • HoloCraft SEA

    HoloCraft SEA

    Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Universal

    Universal

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1444 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MineWave

    MineWave

    MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 308 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Dimension Hops: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 17

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • AnubisMC

    AnubisMC

    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Emeralds Found: 3401
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Empire Minecraft

    Empire Minecraft

    Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Enchantments Applied: 65 Potions Brewed: 44
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MineGen

    MineGen

    Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MineLucky

    MineLucky

    MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PotterworldMC

    PotterworldMC

    Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • The Seed

    The Seed

    The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8220
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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