Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 5281 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5816
Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Noxian Network

    Noxian Network

    Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 3695 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CafeSMP

    CafeSMP

    [BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • GoVibe

    GoVibe

    Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Zombie Dances: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Enchantments Applied: 239
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Void Realms

    Void Realms

    Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Pump Power

    Pump Power

    PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PixelGrew

    PixelGrew

    The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PortalMC

    PortalMC

    Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3412 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Towns Built: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • DSBM Network

    DSBM Network

    Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 73 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • DinoSMP

    DinoSMP

    DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Crops Grown: 7314 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • top-gaming.org

    top-gaming.org

    Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Dimension Hops: 11
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Vanilla World Reloaded

    Vanilla World Reloaded

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MobCraft

    MobCraft

    Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5897 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Towns Built: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • AztecWorld

    AztecWorld

    Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • JoynCraft

    JoynCraft

    JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BlueFox

    BlueFox

    BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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