Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 65
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 10
Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Paradise Chile Network

    Paradise Chile Network

    Hello! We are Paradise Chile Network, one of the only servers set up in Chile, you will have excellent latency if you are from Latam, we currently have 2 modalities, Survival-Protections and Skyblock! What are you waiting for to join?IP: play.paradisemc.clWe have Discord community:Discord: https://discord.gg/caGjYDAVbu

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • FarSkyblock

    FarSkyblock

    FarSkyblock is server based around the different game-modes of Skyblock. Starting now with OneBlock we look to expand and improve our player engagement with tons of activities to keep them busy. We also look towards the F2P aspect to where anything you can donate for, you can pretty much obtain in game over time! Come check us out and join us in this currently expanding server!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SagaCraft Brazil

    SagaCraft Brazil

    Venture into mining, create alliances and compete for the prominent position as “The richest on the server”. Join us on this journey and discover a world to explore, fight, prosper and have fun! Get ready for an unparalleled survival experience.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 459
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 381 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Universal-Rebirth

    Universal-Rebirth

    Universal Rebirth Minecraft Network: Adventure and CommunityExperience our main mode, Citybuild, and exciting side modes like Bedwars on our constantly updated, stable server. New: Realistic Survival mode for an intense experience!We focus on collaborative development by integrating player opinions into our planning. Our friendly team promotes harmonious interactions and is always available to chat.Support social projects through active gaming or financial contributions – all proceeds go to social initiatives and server development.On our Discord you can find out the latest information, receive fast support and take part in event planning. We offer regular events with rewards such as items and in-game money.We have a zero tolerance policy towards bullying and discrimination and look forward to welcoming you to our server!Your Universal Rebirth Team

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Zombie Dances: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 9285
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 New Chunks Explored: 326421

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Blocks2Die

    Blocks2Die

    BLOCKS2DIE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SERVER An MMORPG type survival server with weapons and hordes of zombies, focused on an apocalypse, which Only the most experienced will be able to overcome.Do you think you have what it takes to survive? ENTER NOW!!! IP: mc.blocks2die.com

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Emeralds Found: 7106
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Villages Defended: 13
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • WorldCraft

    WorldCraft

    Survival Server 1.20x Focused on Vanilla, but with plugins that improve players’ gameplay. Ranks We have VIPS Economy Pets Clans Wars Events And much more… Come play with us!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Crops Grown: 4875 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • LotusMC

    LotusMC

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3475 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Pride Central Smp

    Pride Central Smp

    Welcome to our LGBTQIA+ inclusive and friendly Minecraft survival server, where everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is a safe and supportive space for players of all identities to come together and enjoy the wonderful world of Minecraft.We believe in celebrating diversity and promoting inclusivity, which is why we have created an environment where every player can express themselves freely. Whether you identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, asexual, or any other identity, you’ll find a warm and accepting community here.But that’s not all – we’re all about having a blast too! Our server hosts a variety of exciting events that are sure to tickle your creative spirit. From building competitions that let your imagination run wild to art competitions that showcase your unique talents, there’s always something happening to keep you engaged.So whether you’re a master builder, an artistic genius, or just looking for a place to connect with like-minded folks, our LGBTQIA+ inclusive survival Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and be part of an incredible community where friendship, creativity, and acceptance reign supreme!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 127 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SageCraft

    SageCraft

    Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ShantyCraft

    ShantyCraft

    Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 963 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SkittleMC

    SkittleMC

    Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Gods Slained: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Adventure Kingdom

    Adventure Kingdom

    Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • WildCraft

    WildCraft

    WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Crops Grown: 1940
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • GamiFun Demon Slayer

    GamiFun Demon Slayer

    MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • AuroEarth MC

    AuroEarth MC

    AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1951 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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