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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8224 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 159 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Are you tired of getting constantly outshined by white women on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no white women allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally shine bright like a diamond without any competition from those pesky white women.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…or should we say, a feathered one? Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing whiter than the snow-capped mountains is the teeth of our resident llama dentist. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else!
