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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9652 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Are you tired of getting constantly outshined by white women on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no white women allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally shine bright like a diamond without any competition from those pesky white women.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…or should we say, a feathered one? Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing whiter than the snow-capped mountains is the teeth of our resident llama dentist. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else!
