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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 687 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 408 |
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