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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 173 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a unicorn’s butt.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant talking potato who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.