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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9884 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a unicorn’s butt.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant talking potato who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.