Femanon GF Minecraft Server

attention seeking, DATING, escapism, FANTASY, femanon, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, social media, unattainable, unrealistic expectations, virtual relationships, Whores, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	5038	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Villages Defended:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7895	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Potions Brewed:	117
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6315
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Star Shards Collected:	207	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Alien Abductions:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	1476	Void Gems Collected:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dimension Hops:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Farms Harvested:	321
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Animals Bred:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3701	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Farms Harvested:	828	Cursed Lands Purified:	8