Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Invisible Walls Found: 4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • EcuaCraft

    EcuaCraft

    EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Trap Legacy

    Trap Legacy

    A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Villages Defended: 9

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • HyperHub

    HyperHub

    HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BumbleCraft

    BumbleCraft

    We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • VentureLand RPG

    VentureLand RPG

    A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5568
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BlzeSteal

    BlzeSteal

    BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Azalea Realms

    Azalea Realms

    Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Mundo PixelNet

    Mundo PixelNet

    Mundo PixelNet is a Pixelmon Reforged server created by part of the team that has made the last two seasons of Mundo Pixelmon, a Twitch series created by FrigoAdri and Folagor.Come in and be one more with the Mundo PixelNet community. Enjoy the functions that the server gives you such as Safaris, Season Pass, Survival, Events, Missions, and much more!Available for both version 1.12.2 (Pixelmon 8.4.3) and 1.16.5 (Pixelmon 9.1.10). Enjoy constant updates! We are waiting for you <3• IP: play.mundopixelnet.com • Store: Tienda.mundopixelnet.com • Discord: discord.mundopixelnet.com

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Ores Mined: 1210

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MC PGST

    MC PGST

    A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Villages Defended: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Cavern

    The Cavern

    Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • LuxCube

    LuxCube

    Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Villages Defended: 10
    Potions Brewed: 124 Players Killed by Monsters: 9119

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Dig up

    Dig up

    If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • AusTv

    AusTv

    A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 11

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • AKIOMC

    AKIOMC

    We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Villages Defended: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • TheaLater MC

    TheaLater MC

    If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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