Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Gamers React minecraft

    Gamers React minecraft

    We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CwR Minecraft network

    CwR Minecraft network

    CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CrownMC Survival

    CrownMC Survival

    CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Seiky Network

    Seiky Network

    [1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mines Excavated: 3348

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ConquerEarthMC

    ConquerEarthMC

    (16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • StarDix

    StarDix

    The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Arcane Realms

    Arcane Realms

    Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • AbsolutGG

    AbsolutGG

    Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Savercraft

    Savercraft

    [1.20+] Bedrock Support, Savercraft is a casual SMP Server with many unique features such as Bedrock & Java support, custom items, no griefing, land claims, economy, and so much more! Join our friendly and awesome community today, IP: buzz.SaverMC.net Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.SaverMC.net.We run 1.20+!We offer FREE Ranks just for voting! Make sure to join our friendly community today 🙂

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3066 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Eden Prison

    Eden Prison

    Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • DogeCraft

    DogeCraft

    Welcome to Dogecraft IP: mcs.dogecraft.net Website: https://dogecraft.net/?source=mcs Rules: https://dogecraft.net/wiki/rules?ref=navbar&source=mcs Discord: https://discord.gg/qGPYcVTAbout us: Dogecraft is a Survival Minecraft server made in 2018 for people to enjoy not only the game but also the people they play with. We have decided to rework the system to give players more end-game options on what tasks they wish to do and therefore make their lives easier. > Jobs > Friendly > Ranks > Player Shops > Custom Items > Custom Crafting > Extreme Fishing > Events > Pve/Player Duels > Residences and a towny like experience! > Land-Claim > Furniture > No P2W> Cosmetics > Hard difficulty Survival > Dungeons > “Towny”

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Crops Grown: 6186 Epic Quests Completed: 18

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Astrophobia RP

    Astrophobia RP

    At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Buildings Constructed: 33
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • AnimeSucht.com

    AnimeSucht.com

    AnimeSucht.com 1.20.1– Freebuild (Overworld, Nether, End) + Farmwelten (Overworld, Nether, End) – 200+ enchantments for weapons, tools & armor! – 300+ achievements with rewards. – 50+ reforges for weapons & armor! – 30+ talismans with special effects. – 40+ bosses with skills etc. – 12 jobs, executable at the same time. – 10 skills with 50 levels and skill points each. – 5 special armors with set bonuses & stats. – /ah auction house to safely sell items. – /Shopgui Adminshop mit Bedrock, Spawnern etc. – /graves Teleport to your grave upon death. – /warp, /sethome, /ec, /wb, /sell and much more!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Buildings Constructed: 22

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BlotCraft

    BlotCraft

    Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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