Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MassiveCraft

    MassiveCraft

    MassiveCraft is the Original Factions Server! Our server features Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Quests, and Minigames. Experience 30+ custom plug-ins, explore handcrafted worlds, and take part in an international community! Our server can be joined using 1.13–1.19.3 clients. Come and create your legacy!Factions, Kingdoms, and Sieges: Ever since the Factions plugin was created on MassiveCraft, it has constantly evolved and now boasts custom features, rank creation capabilities, and unique permissions! We now have 2 in-house extension plugins, Kingdoms and Sieges, which function as the Factions equivalent to Towny Nations. Group up together with your faction allies to form a Kingdom, and Siege your enemies to absorb their factions! PvP: Fight fierce McMMO enhanced battles, unlock and use special abilities with the custom MassiveRaces plug-in, and fight your heart out across a range of custom arenas using MCDuels KitPvP. Fulfill your destiny and become a PvP champion with our global ELO system! Take your fights to the battlefield with Kingdoms and Sieges!Roleplay: Aloria is MassiveCraft’s high fantasy setting. The City of Regalia is sprawling and contains the Regalian Empire’s brightest minds and lowest criminals. You can join guard charters, criminal gangs, noble families, businesses and more, all depending on how you wish to play your character! This city evolves based on the actions of players like you, so come and create your own stories!Events & Minigames: Our staff team works hard to make the server fun for each group of players and what they enjoy! We regularly host events and contests and have introduced Minigames. Fight across five custom PvP maps and fight together with your team to claim victory!Staff: Our friendly staff team is always here to help! Not only does MassiveCraft use an intuitive ticket system to assist players, our staff members are constantly innovating and improving the server! Questing: MassiveCraft’s RPG experience takes place in Silverwind, a colony in Essalonia. Complete quests from NPCs that lead you all around the island, fight custom mobs, solve puzzles, and become the Hero of Silverwind! You decide how the story will end.Parkour: Parkour on MassiveCraft takes place in the Gauntlet Dungeons, a long hallway built for players to traverse a multitude of physically and mentally challenging parkour obstacles which progressively increase in difficulty. Each level will grant you a unique, custom item reward on completion.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Falling into the Void: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • One Piece Warfare

    One Piece Warfare

    official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Naruto Storm Online

    Naruto Storm Online

    Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SunWorld

    SunWorld

    Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 297 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Omega Minecraft

    Omega Minecraft

    Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BlueRP

    BlueRP

    The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BroKits

    BroKits

    BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Life Steal SMP

    Life Steal SMP

    Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Vanilla Tyme

    Vanilla Tyme

    Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Mines Excavated: 4771
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Sapphire

    Sapphire

    Sapphire is a brand new earth survival server with super fancy features like an economy, crates, teams, dynmap, cool streamers and lots more <3Join up at org.sapphiremc.net (Any 1.20 version works <3)

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SolaceMC

    SolaceMC

    SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Peaceful Farms

    Peaceful Farms

    Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Gamers React minecraft

    Gamers React minecraft

    We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Potions Brewed: 78 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CwR Minecraft network

    CwR Minecraft network

    CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CrownMC Survival

    CrownMC Survival

    CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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