Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 478
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • easysurvive.net

    easysurvive.net

    Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Infuse SMP Public

    Infuse SMP Public

    Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • L1feStee1

    L1feStee1

    L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Thundermine.Net

    Thundermine.Net

    Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Runes Activated: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • KeyCraft RP

    KeyCraft RP

    KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Lifestealed

    Lifestealed

    LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • VanillaCraft

    VanillaCraft

    Vanilla Communitiy SMP server If you would like to join our community, please apply on our Discord >>> https://discord.gg/wazNpYthVD <<

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 479
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Aesir Mc

    Aesir Mc

    Aesir RPG Minecraft IP:play.aesirmc.com 1.18.2 Turkey’s best Faction RPG server Survival&Faction together + Track + Clan Wars, +220 Special Items RPG Inventory Warehouse System MMO Itemler Mana and Skill System 3D modeled Bosses and Creatures Pets and features according to Pets Open World Story Server

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5170

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • TheCrib

    TheCrib

    TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Fire Crusades

    Fire Crusades

    Fire Crusades Discover the World & Feel the Magic! ===================================== DEDICATED SERVER ONLINE 24/7: Enjoy FC with quality-of-life plugins to improve your Minecraft adventures.We Support both Java and Bedrock players. Join our Discord https://discord.gg/khk9TEU Check out Our Website for Info and Rules https://firecrusades.com/ Join us on Fire Crusades Java Players! Java Version Server IP: play.firecrusades.com Bedrock Server Address: play.firecrusades.com Port: 25565

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    JonGames Minecraft 1.14.4 Server (1.9 – 1.18 clients supported) Peaceful Guilds with land claiming and Economy game-play in Survival mode (This is a Java server (IP: jongames.com) with Bedrock client support (IP: bedrock.jongames.com)) NEW Custom End dimension was released March 2022!!! Try the new mobs, items, biomes, and mechanics today! We Love Builds & Art: check the website for 3D photos and 3D models of some of the builds people have made on the server! You and your builds may be featured there too in the future! Absolutely Free – No donations & no VIP This server is an effort of passion and a hobby project. I have the resources to run it for years, so please stop by and take a look. Enjoy simple casual game-play with tight knit community that is totally free. Events are held frequently about once a week! You can also enjoy spending your free time with our minigames, we have SkyWars, spleef, parkours, a maze, a mob arena, a casino, elytra race, lighter arena, murder mystery, and we will most likely keep on adding more to the list! No Griefing. /howto 1 /howto 2 /howto 3 … /howto 7 to learn how to play denMS

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Light

    Light

    Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Secure Heaven

    Secure Heaven

    Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Friends In Game

    Friends In Game

    The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Star Shards Collected: 258
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MC.LOL

    MC.LOL

    mc.lolSurvival 1.20.4 with SlimeFun Parkour & BedWarsSurvival 1.16.5 multiple types of Survival with plugins and vanilla. Minigames, Among US, BedWars, SkyWars. Parkour PVP Games, Practice, UHC RUN, EggWars, Factions and many many more

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 457 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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