Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafted Realms

    Crafted Realms

    Embark on a journey where survival is key in this new custom world generation. Gather resources, craft tools, and build shelters to protect yourself from the dangers that lurk in this new world. From hostile mobs to hard harsh environments. collaborate with your fellow players or go solo- the choice is yours!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BlossomBuilds

    BlossomBuilds

    BlossomBuilds – Explore the Faerie Realm!Features:Themed Fantasy Builds, BlepFishing, and Exclusive Crates. Rank Progression with Voting Rewards and Custom Items. KeepInventory for worry-free exploration. Enchanting Realms Await:Unlock mystical perks as you climb ranks. Dive into BlepFishing for unique fish and rewards. Discover treasures through our exploration rewards. Join BlossomBuilds Today! Server IP: mc.blossombuilds.com

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • TalesHaven

    TalesHaven

    TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • VioletCity

    VioletCity

    VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Hypiworld

    Hypiworld

    A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • AppleNetwork

    AppleNetwork

    Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PokeValley

    PokeValley

    Hey everyone! Are you tired of playing on servers that give an unfair advantage to those who pay? Look no further than PokeValley! Our incredible Cobblemon server has opened it’s doors to anyone looking for a mighty adventure and we’re so excited to invite you to join our growing community! Here are just a few of the features you can expect: – Player-run Gyms, Elite Four & Champion – PokeDex rank rewards – Tournaments and other community events Note that the Overworld border will be increased by 5k with every new Cobblemon structure update. This could also include one of the other dimensions depending on the update.We do not have a way to buy anything on our server besides of a Vip rank that gives you access to /nick.While we strive to maintain a vanilla experience, we do have some quality of life features like /tpa, /home, /rtp, and more.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FoxSMP

    FoxSMP

    A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Chimeras Created: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Domini

    Domini

    Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • NeworldCraft

    NeworldCraft

    VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • EverDrift Mc

    EverDrift Mc

    Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 83 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PreyMC

    PreyMC

    IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Srino Network

    Srino Network

    Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • KotB-MC

    KotB-MC

    KotB-MC is a hybrid PvE & PvP server, Survival Multiplayer at its best!Create a Kingdom of your own using the Kingdoms plugin!Will you choose to be a pacifist Kingdom? Focusing on farming and building? Or will you be an aggressor, forming powerful alliances to conquer the server? The world is yours for the taking!– Fight in the MobArena, defeating waves of mobs for cash and glory! – Join one of 5 custom Jobs and level up for access to unique & powerful rewards! – Become rich! Open your own shop and complete daily quests! – Race to valuable AirDrops and be prepared to fight for them! – Place bounties on other players and hunt them down! No P2W here – Free VIP rank just by voting for the server!! We also have LootBoxes, mcMMO, Events, and a fully working redstone Casino! Come check us out!!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Fermium MC

    Fermium MC

    Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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