Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Villages Defended: 12
Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Luna Craft

    Luna Craft

    A server that pleases all. Currently in Development and newly released but a fun server tight community and good staff and constant updates.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • KaianVea

    KaianVea

    *After a thousand years, the scars of the rage of the Dark Wizard are finally healed. Kaian Castle is a distant memory, its foundations rubble in a faraway land. *

    Meet a brand-new RPG server filled with tons of adventure and lore! Take quests, explore the vast, beautiful, custom-made worlds of Sovoria, Tevi, Kokorovos, Artesia, and Vea, and champion bosses while upgrading and crafting new, exciting weapons and armor!

    Intricate, fun Quests 150+ NPCs actual lore 5 worlds, including Quest worlds and a Survival world with claims! Dynmap 11 Boss Battles

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Capital Craft

    Capital Craft

    Welcome to Capital Craft. A Proper minecraft nerwork runinng its season 3 and focusing on lifesteal and survival.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dimension Hops: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • WelkinMC

    WelkinMC

    Join now to explore a custom MMORPG skyblock world! Play to become one of the most powerful islands on the server and one of the most reputable players! Enjoy PayPal rewards and giveaways!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Enchantments Applied: 284

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Vanilla Vice

    Vanilla Vice

    VanillaVice is an innovative Minecraft server, full of game modes carefully created to please the player. Our priority is the player and their fun. Connect via IP mc.vanillavicerp.pt!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PixelVerse

    PixelVerse

    Welcome to PixelVerse, your ultimate Minecraft adventure destination! Immerse yourself in a fascinating world full of diversity and challenges. Our server offers a wide range of exciting game modes including Bedwars, KitPVP, Citybuild, Dropper, Duels, Skyblock, OneBlock, MiniGames, Factions, Lifesteal, Boxmining and even a nostalgic oldPVPBedwarsServer.

    Connection information: – Java Edition: Join our server without a port and experience a seamless connection. – IP to join: PIXELVERSE.LINE.PM – Bedrock Edition: Connect to port 35608 for the ultimate Minecraft adventure on Bedrock. – IP to join: PIXELVERSE.LINE.PM, Port: 35608

    Why PixelVerse? – Vibrant community: Meet like-minded people, make friends and experience the magic of Minecraft together. – Regular updates: Our server is constantly being improved and expanded to always offer you new and exciting content. – Professional moderation: A dedicated team ensures that the server is a safe and fun place for all players. – Events and Tournaments: Take part in exciting events and tournaments to show off your skills and win amazing prizes.

    Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join the PixelVerse today and experience a world where the possibilities are limitless!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Skypeaks

    Skypeaks

    Welcome to Skypeaks!

    About Us: Skypeaks is a new fun network that aims to be enjoyable for everyone! Come join us and be part of an amazing community!

    We currently have the following gamemodes but more will be coming soon!

    Lifesteal: Kill to get hearts, or get killed and lose hearts!

    Skyblock: Grind your way to the top on your very own private island!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Lockley

    Lockley

    Lockley is a semi-anarchy survival server that offers lots of op items to match your play style! Op items can be found in large variety from wild looting, trading at spawn with other players or npc traders as well as acquired through voting! PVPers, builders, there’s items for everyone!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Placebos Network

    Placebos Network

    Placebos is a survival server for java and bedrock with RPG aspects, in it we start in a world where we have jobs, skills, clans and lots of security against cheaters!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SinisterNetwork

    SinisterNetwork

    Welcome to the SinisterCraft Minecraft Network!

    Embark on an epic journey across our two sensational servers – SinisterSkyblock and SinisterPrison!

    **SinisterSkyblock**: Join us high up in the skies for an adrenaline-pumping Skyblock adventure! Encounter custom Raid Bosses, explore PvE zones for rare loot, and let Robot Workers assist you on your quest for greatness. Start your own mini-empire with a Bank that grows with interest, and utilize chunk collectors and auto-sell chests to become the ultimate tycoon! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, participate in chat games, and immerse yourself in a world of in-game and PvE events. Dress to impress with custom gear featuring awesome, never-before-seen skins! Don’t forget your companions – Pets and Mounts will be by your side! Feeling lucky? Try your hand at our Casino for a chance to win big!

    **SinisterPrison**: Still in beta, but oh-so-exciting! Experience a gripping journey through our Prison server with features like Autosell, mind-blowing custom enchants, personal plots, and cells. Climb the ranks with a prestige system, complete quests, and revel in daily rewards! Once you reach max prestige (15), a whole new world awaits as you’re released into an untouched survival paradise – never to be reset! Form a gang, conquer the world, and leave your mark on SinisterCraft history!

    Whether you’re a Skyblock enthusiast or a Prison prodigy, SinisterCraft offers an unparalleled Minecraft experience filled with fun, excitement, and endless possibilities! Join us now and let the adventure begin!

    IP: Sinisternetwork.org Version: 1.19.4 and above

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 196
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5054 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • VipMc

    VipMc

    **VIPMC** – Unleash Your Inner Vampire!

    Welcome to **VIPMC**, the ultimate Minecraft server where you can sink your teeth into a thrilling gaming experience! Prepare to embark on a bloodthirsty adventure like no other, as you explore a world filled with opportunities to drain your enemies’ life force and gain strength.

    Our server offers a unique and exhilarating lifesteal gameplay mechanic, where every hit you land on your foes replenishes your health, making you an unstoppable force to be reckoned with. Whether you’re a seasoned vampire or a newbie looking to embrace the dark side, **VIPMC** provides a welcoming community and a variety of game modes to suit your preferences.

    Join us at **VIPMC** and immerse yourself in a realm where survival means thriving on the essence of others. Conquer dungeons, engage in epic PvP battles, and forge alliances to dominate the leaderboard. It’s time to unleash your inner vampire and conquer the night!

    Join us today, and let the hunt begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NixSMP

    NixSMP

    NixSMP is a thriving Minecraft server community where players come together to explore, survive, and build in a shared world. With a focus on camaraderie and collaboration, players forge friendships as they embark on adventures, construct magnificent structures, and conquer challenges in the enchanting Minecraft universe. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, NixSMP offers a welcoming and engaging environment for all Minecraft enthusiasts to enjoy.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 183 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • AnarchyBox

    AnarchyBox

    An Crystal Box server thats bedrock and java fun try the server out one of the best crystal servers more game modes coming soon

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Ilu Ambar – Enquenta Arda

    Ilu Ambar – Enquenta Arda

    A LOTRmodded minecraft server providing a gameplay environment aimed at long-term immersive roleplay survival, with focus on custom in-character roleplay, building, PvE and consented PvP, for a mature player community. The server world is Middle-earth in the Third Age with hard survival settings.

    All information needed to know what this server is about is presented on our LOTRmod wiki page. Join our Discord server to meet the community and learn more.

    The server opened for whitelisted players on 28 August 2023. This is a relaunch of our original server that started on January 15 2019 and was discontinued on 26 August 2023. Seed is the same, and many of our best survival builds are re-used.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • theravenAU MC

    theravenAU MC

    Welcome to theravenAU SMC Creative

    Step into the thrilling world of theravenAU SMP and Creative, where survival pushes limits and bonds are built to last. Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft adventure, where every choice matters and challenges pave the way to lasting friendships. Dare to experience the ultimate game – where only the strong thrive!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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