Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Kratos Minecraft

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Farms Harvested:	450

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Givmehdiamonds Server

*50 slots (Adjustable to 100)! *PVP maps! *High uptime! *Friendly admins & players! *Towny Survival! *Creative plotme! *Website! *Teamspeak! *Loads of plugins! *Ranks! *Home of the popular Youtube channel Givmehdiamonds: http://www.youtube.com/user/Givmehdiamonds

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AsiaCraft

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Craftsylvania

Survival

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafteemc

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineSworn Community

Factions, MCMMO

Minesworn Legacy An Expanse community

Established 2011

We are a survival gaming community who place value on friendships and inclusion.

under construction

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	84

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Mollyverse

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Vote for // FREE FLY ABILITY \ // FREE RANK \ NEW ===>// SKYBLOCK \ ********** [NOTEBLOCK MIDI MUSIC] [SURVIVAL] [ECONOMY] [PVP] [PARKOUR] [SPAWN PLOTS] [CHEST SHOP] [UNLIMITED LAND PROTECTION] [SHOW MOB HEALTH] [DEATH CONTROL]

********** [NO LAG] [NO GRIEF] [NO SPAM]

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	286	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HC Server

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Come join us we are 24/7, !!NO Whitelist!! currently running 1.7 – 1.12.2!

Custom Plugins, 100% Lag Free, No Whitelist, 99.9% Uptime, Awesome/Friendly Users and Staff! Much Much More!!

Survival | Parkour | More Coming Soon!

Unique users joining for the 1st time will spawn in the Hub/Gateway server and from there you can select the kind of game style you want to play!

HC Server is a community that has been around since 2011. We offer players several different servers such as Creative, Parkour, Survival, and a mix between Creative and Survival that we call Sandbox. More are on the way, as well!

Our main aim is to provide the best gaming experience to each and every one of its user and that is the reason why we have Moderators and Admins and a Discord server where you can get help with any issues or problems you have.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Gods Slained:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JimoMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

We define a community as a group of people who come together to have fun, create memories, and gain friendships. At JimoMC you will find our community is more like a family.

→ Survival/Factions: 1.20.4 – Quests – Custom Bosses – Towns – Balanced Economy – Jobs… and much more!

→ Recently updated to 1.20.4

→ Creative 1.20.4: 200×200 plots – Free WorldEdit – Free JimoMC – Builder’s Utilities, goPaint, cs build commands… and much more!

→ Skyblock 1.20.4: Now open, quests, mob arena, and much more.

→ Dedicated OVH server → Anti: Cheat | X-ray | Bot system!

Server IP: play.jimomc.com Web site https://jimovpn.ovh/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	106

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ember Network

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

Ember Network Is A New Minecraft Server That Offers Some Of The Most Unique Experiences, We Offer Two Main Gamemodes, Origin Mod Gemsteal (Incomplete-Releasing Soon) The Minecraft Version That You Need To Play On Our Server Is 1.18.2 Join For An Awesome And Unique Experience!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hollowcraft

Creative, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server! We started this server with the goal of creating a fun and friendly community for players to enjoy. Our dedicated team of staff members works hard to ensure that everyone has a positive experience while playing on our server. At our server, you’ll find a variety of game modes, events, and activities to participate in. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s something here for everyone. Join us today and become a part of our growing community!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MVPLAY

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Join MVPLAY! We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day! Our community is beautiful that we have created little by little! Join and have the most fun with us!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.