Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • WizardsMC

    WizardsMC

    WizardMC

    Join quick to get a free donator rank!

    This is a new factions server that’s complete with everything you need like ranks, kits and even donator ranks! We’re just starting out so some things might be out of place but we will fix them as soon as we spot it!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 187
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Minecraft Brasil

    Minecraft Brasil

    Hello player, welcome to our Minecraft Brazil server, it is a network of servers (Original/Pirate) from version 1.8x to the most “RECENT” that has several modes made by server developers! Minecraft Brasil is supposed to be an open server where if the person knows enough and has experience and confidence they can create their mode with us. Top most played mode: Survival (Remake & classic) It has the following mechanics: – Skills, Quests, Kits, Clans, Wars, Modified Mobs, Land Protection, Among different mechanics… MinecraftBrasil thanks you for your attention!!! You can log in using Minecraft Java Edition and Bedrock Edition via the IPs: JAVA: IP: minecraftbrasil.com Bedrock: IP: bedrock.minecraftbrasil.com Porta: 19132

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1292 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Wither SMP (1.20)

    Wither SMP (1.20)

    A new and refreshing taste to SMP bursting with custom items, envoys, trading, player shops, a balanced economy, parkour, player ranks and much more. There’s something for everyone, so come and check it out! BEDROCK AND JAVA SUPPORTED. JAVA IP: bms.wither.gg | BEDROCK IP: br.wither.gg (Port 19132) | 1.19.1/2 ONLY

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Divine Spears Created: 28

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NATIONS

    NATIONS

    Nations is a Towny / SMP / Factions Hybrid. The whole point of the server is you can either join or create a nation with a live dynmap If you make a nation you cna do whatever you can make a townhall or Military (Faction mobs plugin is added) Or if you join one you can enlist in the military or make a business or create playerbased economy with either paper money or anything or you can get a job or get employed and earn money to buy land or not depends on nation and build the most awesome nation ever and run it or live within it we require everyone to be whitelisted due to a alt problem so here is the discord are staff team is never afraid to answer questions.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • TechniNetwork

    TechniNetwork

    1.19 TechniNetwork Custom Crates and Custom Ranks. Join the TechniNetwork community where you’ll find a community-oriented group of people dedicated to their players! Join Our Discord Here: https://discord.gg/HyvxExev4G Our Server Store where you can buy ranks: https://www.techninetwork.com/store

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 374
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • YodaCraft

    YodaCraft

    YodaCraft is a regular survival minecraft server that you can play with your friends. It has its own shop that you buy and sell things from. Last you can do pretty much anything that you can do in a regular survival world but this is a much easier way.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Elytracraft

    Elytracraft

    I’m going to explain 2-3 things to know about **ElytraCraft**!

    First of all there is the skyblock server which is a skyblock farmtowin server! Then we have the generator server [**INEDIT**]

    it’s not very well known as a type of game but the concept is great! You just need to improve your generators and become the richest in money is to become the 1st top prestige! Soon an **OP PRISON** server will be released soon! The staff listens to everyone! the community is super nice!

    So what are you waiting for, join us!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pama

    Pama

    Super server na 1.16.1

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Another Vanilla

    Another Vanilla

    We are a small vanilla server, with claims for protection and no PVP outside of arenas. The server is very unrestricted, and you can do generally anything you want. We have a close community of great players.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • [1.9 – 1.20.2] ~~ MetaUnion ~~ [Friendly Community, No Pay2Win, RPG Survival, Creative, SkyBlock, Builders, Minigames]

    [1.9 – 1.20.2] ~~ MetaUnion ~~ [Friendly Community, No Pay2Win, RPG Survival, Creative, SkyBlock, Builders, Minigames]

    You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature).The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!

    We offer the following servers:– Survival– Creative– Skyblock– Minigames– Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)

    If you want to learn more about each server, read on, otherwise just join 😉

    Survival: All about being as close to vanilla as possible while still adding features to protect what you built as well as some game enhancing features. No teleportation, a world that will never get reset, you may build anywhere, economy and trading, personal difficulty and even optional PvP!

    Creative: You can build within plots but without WorldEdit for security reasons but once you gained our trust you’ll be granted access. You can edit armor stands to your liking and have access to thousands of custom heads.

    Builders: A builder’s wet creative dream. You’ll have to apply for this with a pretty and unique build you’ve built on the creative server! Builders have personal worlds, public worlds, WorldEdit, VoxelSniper, goBrush, goPaint, can modify armor stands, have access to thousands of custom heads, can change biome colors and basically as much freedom as one could ask on a server.

    Skyblock: Your usual, grindy, optionally coop skyblock with a shop, respawning ender dragons, mob stacking and so much more to discover!

    Minigames: Mostly consisting of parkour that’s been built in creative but also a randomly generating one, a soccer minigame, volleyball and even gambling with money if you’re into that.

    Any further information you’ll be able to find on our website: https://www.meta-union.com

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 411 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • RetixLand

    RetixLand

    Hi, have fun on my server! OPEN TESTS: Join the server’s official discord server to participate in the audition!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Aurora MC

    Aurora MC

    Join Aurora today for a unique and fun minecraft survival experience!

    From our bespoke, in-depth towny and war systems to our industry leading battle pass system, there is so much to discover!

    Will you join a town and live in peace, or will you take on the world’s leaders to forge your own glorious path? The choice is up to you!

    Join us today at play.auroramc.dev

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Classic Vanilla! 1.20.4

    Classic Vanilla! 1.20.4

    A Minecraft server with classic vanilla experience and the latest version 1.20.4!

      We respect the work of other players so griefing is prohibited.The map limit is 40k so you have a lot of space to play.The difficulty level is set to Hard.We have no mods that alter gameplay.No teleport commands i.e. /tpa, /home, /spawnPvP is allowed if both players agree.

    Discord: https://discord.classicvanilla.org

    SERVER RULES1. No hacking or using mods which increase your advantage.2. No destroying or robbing other players’ buildings.3. No offensive builds, names or skins.4. No advertising of any kind.5. No spamming or flooding the chat.6. No spawnkilling or destroying other players’ beds.7. Glitches/exploits that may cause server lags are not allowed.8. PvP is allowed if both players agree.9. Respect other players. Racism or any slurs are not allowed.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • now play sky

    now play sky

    survival check discord for updates JOIN NOW nowplaysky.aternos.me THIS IS GREAT

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Farms Harvested: 357

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Journey Towns 1.20.4

    Journey Towns 1.20.4

    Journey Towns 1.20.4 Minecraft Server

    TownsIn our Minecraft world, you can create your own town with friends! Build cool stuff together, show off your creativity, and work as a team to make your town awesome. Are you a great builder or a clever leader? Towns are where you can have fun and make your mark!

    EconomyOur server has a super cool system for trading and making money. You can sell things to the server or set up your own shop. Explore the server’s special shop or check out the Spawner Shop. It’s like your own little marketplace where you can become rich and make your Minecraft experience even more fun!

    No Pay To WinWe want everyone to have a fair chance to be the best in the game. That’s why nothing you buy with real money gives you an unfair advantage. Winning is all about your skills and strategies, not how much money you spend. We believe in fair play for everyone!

    PetsImagine turning any animal you find into your own pet! You can make them look cool, ride them, and even fly with some of them. Pets make your Minecraft journey more exciting and personal. They’re like your virtual buddies in the game!

    Resource WorldsOur world keeps changing to keep the game fun! Every day, special resource worlds reset, giving you a chance to find new things, explore different places, and have exciting adventures. It’s like a treasure hunt every day!

    VaultsWe’ve added a special place just for you to keep all your favorite things safe. It’s called a vault! Whether you’re collecting special things or protecting your best gear, your vault keeps everything secure.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 580 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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