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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8662 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant turtle! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest that is guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who will only let you have the loot if you can beat them in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the sun is made of cheese!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all!