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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9644 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant turtle! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest that is guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who will only let you have the loot if you can beat them in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the sun is made of cheese!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all!