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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1403 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 7726 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9750 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
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So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your psychological damage in the dust as you embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that intangible part of yourself that you thought was lost forever. Or you’ll just have a blast mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes – either way, it’s a win-win!