so, like, imagine if the Federal Reserve got hacked by a group of russian dudes called Lockbit. like, they just waltzed in there with their keyboards and started messing with the money stuff. but hey, don’t worry about that, come join our Minecraft server instead! we promise we won’t hack into your virtual diamonds or anything. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and mobs. it’s like a virtual heist, but without the FBI knocking on your door. so come join us, before Lockbit decides to hack into your computer next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 13 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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